an amazing discovery

You will not believe what I've found, everybody. Apparently there are these wavy things attached to me that Mommy calls "arms", and at the ends of them are the coolest things ever...fingers! They move and bend and when I manage to get one or two in my mouth, well that's heaven right there. They keep running away but one of these days I'll get them to stay in there, even if it means whacking myself in the face one more time. Every morning I wake up and I can't believe it, but there they are again--fingers! I doublecheck to make sure by trying really hard to get them in my mouth. Once Daddy even caught me trying to pull my own finger. He thought it was hysterical but I'm not sure why.